Death Threats
Well, what a way to start the New Year!
Must start by saying that new years was really small – and heaps of fun! BBQ at Chris’ place with Jess making cocktails. It doesn’t get much better!
Not everyone knows this… but I’m allergic to coconut. It’s pretty serious. A lamington stops me breathing and then anaphylaxis and much hilarity ensues. Remember that because it becomes a key point in my story.
I’ve got rubber non-stick fish in my shower
(http://girl-n3xt-door.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_girl-n3xt-door_archive.html)
that the ex left on my doorstep. They’re always neat and all swimming the same way…but about 3 weeks ago, I got home and one of the fish was swimming the other way. A little weird, but I convinced myself that I must have twisted it.
Then, not too long after that, I got home and there was a bounty on my pillow. The Cadbury website describes the bounty as “Milk chocolate filled with a soft coconut centre” aka – death chocolate! Now, the chocolate I didn’t imagine. I live on my own, so there’s no way I would have even bought it, let alone left it on my own pillow.
When I got home last night, I took the towels off the line and folded them, then went to put them in the linen cupboard. Right above the linen cupboard is a manhole into the roof. The cover was completely off and the manhole was open. I climbed up into the roof with a torch and had a look around and couldn’t see anything – but I also couldn’t feel any breeze. Up until then I was trying to convince myself a draft blew it off.
Needless to say – I’m a little freaked out now. I know it’s just little things and I could just be seeing drama’s where there is none…but I didn’t imagine the bounty!
So what should I do?
Must start by saying that new years was really small – and heaps of fun! BBQ at Chris’ place with Jess making cocktails. It doesn’t get much better!
Not everyone knows this… but I’m allergic to coconut. It’s pretty serious. A lamington stops me breathing and then anaphylaxis and much hilarity ensues. Remember that because it becomes a key point in my story.
I’ve got rubber non-stick fish in my shower
(http://girl-n3xt-door.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_girl-n3xt-door_archive.html)
that the ex left on my doorstep. They’re always neat and all swimming the same way…but about 3 weeks ago, I got home and one of the fish was swimming the other way. A little weird, but I convinced myself that I must have twisted it.
Then, not too long after that, I got home and there was a bounty on my pillow. The Cadbury website describes the bounty as “Milk chocolate filled with a soft coconut centre” aka – death chocolate! Now, the chocolate I didn’t imagine. I live on my own, so there’s no way I would have even bought it, let alone left it on my own pillow.
When I got home last night, I took the towels off the line and folded them, then went to put them in the linen cupboard. Right above the linen cupboard is a manhole into the roof. The cover was completely off and the manhole was open. I climbed up into the roof with a torch and had a look around and couldn’t see anything – but I also couldn’t feel any breeze. Up until then I was trying to convince myself a draft blew it off.
Needless to say – I’m a little freaked out now. I know it’s just little things and I could just be seeing drama’s where there is none…but I didn’t imagine the bounty!
So what should I do?
posted by Elle @ 2:14 pm
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